Mariners got this fat, 35 year old Korean guy named Dae Ho Lee. He's got like 350 bombs in Japan but he's a rookie here. He's pretty fucking good. We're using him situationally now but he can hit it a mile and catch up to almost anything. I'm positive pitchers will find plenty of holes in his swing in time, but so far he's doing well.
Best thing though is that he's huge and dumpy with short arms and always smiling. Fans just love him.