John Elway then walks off into the sunset with both middle fingers in there air before knocking Steveweisers together with Stone Cold Steve Austin and fucking hundreds of women. Meanwhile, Romo finally gets the ring he deserves, is enshrined into the Hall of Fame for literally being a Top 3-5 QB for the majority of his career after putting up two more great seasons and retiring.

Then, the Broncos defense dissipates throughout the league, teams paying fortunes for two time winning Superbowl starters to be on their unit. The people of Denver regress back to the mean in the coming years when Tim Tebow stops trying to hit baseballs because he's awful at it and goes back to the Broncos.

Terry Tate annihilates Gooddell and becomes the new commissioner of the league. Changes the NFL to the XFL and players display nicknames only on their jerseys and can celebrate touchdowns as they please. He also makes sure that if you catch the football, it is a catch 100% of the time.