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[Maverik]

he's quietly become one of my favorite posters

love his shitposts

always top notch

[The Cheat]

Gypsy's on a roll.:)

I'm finding no humor in it.

[rainblade]

I'm finding no humor in it.

What else is new, bae?

[Burnout278]

I think we established that QBs are important in this thread a few years ago (took us awhile!). Maybe Hugh remembers exactly when it was.

Pics or it didn't happen and you're a fucking liar

[rainblade]

Pics or it didn't happen and you're a fucking liar

This is a proportional response. :P

[Mantis]

Funny. All the Green Bay "fans" have gone quiet on my news feeds.

[Sanosuke]

Is Matt Ryan elite yet?

[Da Gyps]

"No one has covered Cole Beasley in 5 years" - Troy Aikman 2017

[Sanosuke]

"I won't count Rodgers out." - Joe Buck 2017

[Hugh]

Right. I will. This game is is over.

[Hugh]

Wow. Ok, now it's really over. Lol.

[rainblade]

Geeg.

Let's start the Pats game now.

[Serge]

Down 31-0 you have to go for 2 after every TD. What possible reason could you have for taking the PAT there? Turns it from a possible 3 score deficit to a definite 4 score deficit. Just stupid.

[Da Gyps]

Julio Jones is not human just saying.

[Sanosuke]

Down 31-0 you have to go for 2 after every TD. What possible reason could you have for taking the PAT there? Turns it from a possible 3 score deficit to a definite 4 score deficit. Just stupid.

This scenario requires the Packers to play defense.

[Hugh]

Down 31-0 you have to go for 2 after every TD. What possible reason could you have for taking the PAT there? Turns it from a possible 3 score deficit to a definite 4 score deficit. Just stupid.

Yep. Stupid. Only possible reason is Mcarthy wants his guys to stay cool, act like they're not desperate since there's almost an entire half left. Just business as usual.
But it's not, and pretending it is doesn't do shit. Like you said, Packers are down 31-0. It's win or go home, there's no next week. You go for 2 every time.
Again, it's football not rocket science. Lots of times these "brilliant" coaches act like simple-minded hicks who spend most of their lives thinking about a game where people put on helmets and fight for a leather ball.

[Spencer 555]

Damn the falcons are gonna win the whole thing.

[Da Gyps]

Damn the falcons are gonna win the whole thing.

Do you even Patriots bro?

[Spencer 555]

Not without gronk :p

[The Professor]

Down 31-0 you have to go for 2 after every TD. What possible reason could you have for taking the PAT there? Turns it from a possible 3 score deficit to a definite 4 score deficit. Just stupid.


Not really. If they miss on the first try and only score 6, then it's still a 25 point game and a 4 possession game. By going for one, it's a 3 possession game.

Moot point though, Atlanta spanked that ass. GB had some tough breaks like the Ripowski fumble at the goal line and Crosby missing early, but the GB defense was in incredibly porous. Going to be a good SuperBowl.

EDIT: Fuck Crosby btw. Of all times to miss a FG. Bastard could've missed one last week.

[The Cheat]

I am pleased with the out come today. I didn't think it would be THAT easy for Atlanta.

I have the Pats game on behind me in the background. I haven't watched one second. Hard to care about a game where you hate both teams strongly. That is why I hate watching AFC. So god damn boring. At least NFC mixes it up year by year.

[rainblade]

Blount is my hero.

[The Cheat]

Blount is my hero.

He did good for me in FF this year. Mostly. Except when we needed him most.

[Hugh]

Both blowouts. Super Bowl could be a barn burner.

[Sanosuke]

Steelers have all but given up

[Spencer 555]

Hate the pats so much lol. Annoying. Really hope the falcons can win, they certainly looked like they have a chance.

[bdog1321]

2 receivers with 9 catches 180 yards and 2 touchdowns today. One was basically unstoppable and every time his qb threw deep you had a feeling it would be him catching it for a big gain. He made defenders look silly all day.

The other was Julio Jones

[bludhoundz]

Falcons have scored a TD on their opening drive for 8 straight games

i think if they do it again, they'll win. it would keep the confidence level extremely high and the third down magic alive and real. if they don't score a TD on their opening drive in the superbowl, i think the Pats will take it. both of the defenses are overmatched but the Pats have more pieces back there so the Falcons need to strike early and often i believe

[rainblade]

Patriots seem to be the underdogs, imo. Falcons be thirsty. Patriots are thirsty, too, but I'm not sure they're as thirsty.

[bludhoundz]

They aren't the underdogs. They have more experience and a more well rounded team. They have a pretty good defense, and a very good offense. Falcons have a ridiculous offense and a defense thats certainly below average. The mismatch is Pats O vs Falcons D -- Falcons insane offense has to make up for that mismatch by continuing to play out of their minds and rolling over a very competent Pats D if they want to win.

[rainblade]

They aren't the underdogs. They have more experience and a more well rounded team. They have a pretty good defense, and a very good offense. Falcons have a ridiculous offense and a defense thats certainly below average. The mismatch is Pats O vs Falcons D -- Falcons insane offense has to make up for that mismatch by continuing to play out of their minds and rolling over a very competent Pats D if they want to win.

You're looking at it from a very conventional viewpoint. I don't care about the reputations of the teams. I care about how they're currently playing. They were both on fire yesterday. Falcons looked godly.

[bludhoundz]

If you care about how they're currently playing, then my analysis still makes sense because I was looking at how they are currently playing. I did toss in experience in there and sometimes it's a factor sometimes it isn't. I think it'll be a factor somewhat, just going through the whole Superbowl media week and the extra week off. But that was a very small part of my post anyway. Both teams have looked good, and both teams have won handily in their only 2 playoff games. That said, the Patriots defense is more capable than the Falcons, and they've been playing like it. The Falcons D is reliant moreso on their crazy offense to give them a lead to protect. The Pats D I think could provide body blows in a lower scoring slugfest (or the more likely scenario, come up with stops if they fall behind in the score). Do I think the SB will be low scoring? No, but I think their defense has more capability to make plays. I do think Atlanta possesses a better offense, but the gap isn't all that huge. In a heavyweight offensive showdown, I'll give odds to the team with a better defense

[The Cheat]

Hate the pats so much lol. Annoying. Really hope the falcons can win, they certainly looked like they have a chance.

Every not Pats fan needs to be saying this for the next two weeks. I fear it won't matter. Pats win by 13

[Da Gyps]

Patriots seem to be the underdogs, imo. Falcons be thirsty. Patriots are thirsty, too, but I'm not sure they're as thirsty.

Lol no. I'm taking the Pats by double digits.

[Sanosuke]

Lol no. I'm taking the Pats by double digits.

NC State beating Dook and now this? What has the world come to??

People think the Patroits defense is pretty solid but they've played like negative four teams this year that have any kind of functioning offense. The teams they've faced in the playoffs haven't been offensive juggernauts either, and before you choo-choo on the Steeler's train keep in mind they literally could not score a touchdown for basically two games.

The patroits and falcons defense wash. The biggest thing is Tom Brady vs. Matt Ryan/Julio DAH GOD Jones.

Plus it's a dome game which means Matt Ryan is immune to sucking.

[The Cheat]

True. Atlanta playing in a dome changes a lot of shit.

[Mantis]

I think Atlanta will win a shootout because they'll want it more. Late turnover will decide it.

[3000 stat]

I think Atlanta will win a shootout because they'll want it more. Late turnover will decide it.

Saying one team will "want it more" when they're both playing for a Superbowl is ridiculously dumb.

[Hugh]

You can't question the Patriots want or will to win. That's for other teams. They're trying to do something that's never been done. They're doing it. Nobody ever wants to win more than the Patriots. They'll always do anything to win. We all know that.
Atlanta might be good enough to beat them, though. I think it's gonna be a really great game.

[Hulky]

Atlanta blows New England out Seattle v. Denver style.

[Mantis]

Saying one team will "want it more" when they're both playing for a Superbowl is ridiculously dumb.

Honestly, go fuck yourself.

After that, google the word "more." I didn't say the Patriots don't want it. I'm saying I think the Falcons will want it MORE (again, look it up since apparently this elementary word has eluded you for decades).

[Maverik]

mantis gonna mantis like only mantis can

delicious every time

[The Cheat]

Atlanta blows New England out Seattle v. Denver style.

No chance in hell.

[bludhoundz]

Yeah, there's no way Atlanta scores less than 20 lol. They could still get blown out, but their offense is too explosive to be held back by that not-Seattle2013 level defense

[The Cheat]

Atlanta won't score more than 23. Sadly.

[Hulky]

You guys see Tennessee's QB (Peyton's alma matter) playing in the Senior Bowl has a forehead that makes Peyton's look normal?!

Google Josh Dobbs

[KBHoleN1]

He has an alopecia condition that causes his hair not to grow. He doesn't have eyebrows. Now google him and look at some of the memes about him. It sucks that he's the butt of all these jokes.

[rainblade]

You guys see Tennessee's QB (Peyton's alma matter) playing in the Senior Bowl has a forehead that makes Peyton's look normal?!

Google Josh Dobbs

Damn, bro. I hope you're not making fun of him. Pretty fucked up.

[Hulky]

Ryan Shazier has that too, Dobbs has a big forehead though. He's also wicked smart.

[The Cheat]

Can't we kill the Pro Bowl already?

[Hugh]

I wish. It won't last much longer.

[Hugh]

Damn, bro. I hope you're not making fun of him. Pretty fucked up.

It's fucked up to say some guy he doesn't know has a big forehead?
Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Cliche?

[Spencer 555]

I've changed him into a social justice warrior

[rainblade]

It's fucked up to say some guy he doesn't know has a big forehead?
Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Cliche?

lol I just don't like when people are made fun of for genetic anomalies. It's like laughing at a retard. It isn't right. He doesn't just 'have a big forehead.'

I don't think Hulky was doing that, though. To be fair, Dobbs does look quite peculiar.

[Hugh]

So you're saying you were triggered?

[Spencer 555]

lol I just don't like when people are made fun of for genetic anomalies. It's like laughing at a retard. It isn't right. He doesn't just 'have a big forehead.'

I don't think Hulky was doing that, though. To be fair, Dobbs does look quite peculiar.

Preach! Justice!

[The Cheat]

Guys. I'm trying to accept yet another Pats SB win... i mean I knew this was going to happen even before the season started to it isn't a shock...but it still hurts. What to do?

[bludhoundz]

take up drinking

[Hugh]

John Lynch as GM, TO?
I like John Lynch a lot but seems kind of out of the blue. Any thought?

[Sanosuke]

So you're saying you were triggered?

I'm ded.

[Hulky]

John Lynch as GM, TO?
I like John Lynch a lot but seems kind of out of the blue. Any thought?

Last time when they interviewed Daddy Shananagans it was obvious they'd hire Kyle eventually and Daddy K probably picked John Lynch in a name drop back then as someone Kyle could work with.

[Greendaybum5]

I think the Falcons are the better team this year, but I just can't bet against belichek.... haven't really looked back, but anyone else think falcons have a shot?

[Maverik]

but who wants it more?

[Hugh]

but who wants it more?

#shotsfired!
#triggered
#whowantsitmore?

[KBHoleN1]

If you don't stop saying that shit old man ...

[Maverik]

or what?

you'll get triggered?

[KBHoleN1]

You're goddamn right. Triggered by triggered.

[rainblade]

Interesting observations:
http://www.nj.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/02/super_bowl_2017_latest_betting_line_odds_on_new_en .html

Patriots' Historic Spread Season

The New England Patriots went 13-3 against the spread during the regular season. The last team to cover 13 games in the regular season and win the Super Bowl was New England, doing so during its 2003 championship campaign. That year they went just 1-2 against the spread during the playoffs.

The last time a team covered 16 games in a season, including the playoffs, was the 1989 San Francisco 49ers. That 49ers team went 13-3 ATS during the regular season and 3-0 ATS in the playoffs. The Patriots have a chance to match that historic record with a cover on Super Bowl Sunday as they are 2-0 ATS in the postseason this year.

Falcons' Historic Over-Under Season

The Atlanta Falcons played to a 13-3 over-under mark during the regular season. They are 2-0 over-under in the NFL Playoffs.

Atlanta is the first team to cash the over in 15 games since the 1997 Denver Broncos, which won the Super Bowl that year. The Broncos needed 20 games that season in order to reach 15 overs while the Falcons have a chance to become the first team in NFL history to cash 16 overs.

Last season, the Falcons were the polar opposite, cashing 13 unders and just 2 overs (1 push).


This is what I was worried about. The Falcons are an offensive juggernaut.

[The Cheat]

Fuck you. Fuck "your" team. Fuck your QB, Coach, and Owner for kissing the current president http://deadspin.com/donald-trump-says-bill-belichick-once-kissed-him-and-sa-1791920885?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Stupid Boston fans. Worst fans in the world. (will have to fully check on that but i'm pretty sure).

Going to watch the game (maybe) on mute so I don't have to hear three hours of pats slupring.

Fuck this season.

[rainblade]

Fuck you. Fuck "your" team. Fuck your QB, Coach, and Owner for kissing the current president http://deadspin.com/donald-trump-says-bill-belichick-once-kissed-him-and-sa-1791920885?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Stupid Boston fans. Worst fans in the world. (will have to fully check on that but i'm pretty sure).

Going to watch the game (maybe) on mute so I don't have to hear three hours of pats slupring.

Fuck this season.

I could live on your tears.

#cheattriggered

[rainblade]

So, time to put our money where our mouths are, figuratively speaking: Who y'all taking this Sunday?

I'm not confident in it, but I'm taking the Patriots. I think their defense will rise to the occasion, and Butler may be just enough to win us another one. I called him a stud earlier in the season, and I think he's a big reason for our success on defense this past year. So, Patriots 31, Falcons 27.

GET IT DONE, PATRIOTS!

[KBHoleN1]

I think the Patriots win by two scores, something like 30-20. I'd like to see an even higher scoring game than that, because that would mean Atlanta was trading punches. I think Atlanta could win like 41-38 in this scenario, but it's unlikely.

[Hulky]

Falcons win this and it's not close.
38-14 range of ass beating in favor of the Falcons.

[The Butcher]

agreed, Falcons. based on degree of regular season difficulty and ease in playoffs

[rainblade]

Falcons win this and it's not close.
38-14 range of ass beating in favor of the Falcons.

I can taste the bitter from here.

[Hulky]

I am not bitter? The Falcons have a dominate match up and it's not close.

The Shanahan offense scores something like 28 points on average against the Patriots and thats including many years with much less powerful offenses and much better Patriot defenses. Matt Ryan has fucking lit up much better NFC teams in the playoffs than the Patriots have faced with 3 or 4 TD a game each time. It's not close at all. The Falcons have a sack leader, 3 of the best young corners, the best WR, a comparable QB. It's not going to be close this is a Falcon win. Freeman and Coleman is a powerhouse run game too to the point that Im not sure which Belichik focuses on shutting down the MVP candidate Ryan or the top 5 run game.

[Maverik]

Hulky, I'll wager $100 for the Pats against your Falcons.

[The Cheat]

31-17 Pats...God Damn it.

[bludhoundz]

30 - 24 pats win is my prediction

[rainblade]

I am not bitter? The Falcons have a dominate match up and it's not close.

The Shanahan offense scores something like 28 points on average against the Patriots and thats including many years with much less powerful offenses and much better Patriot defenses. Matt Ryan has fucking lit up much better NFC teams in the playoffs than the Patriots have faced with 3 or 4 TD a game each time. It's not close at all. The Falcons have a sack leader, 3 of the best young corners, the best WR, a comparable QB. It's not going to be close this is a Falcon win. Freeman and Coleman is a powerhouse run game too to the point that Im not sure which Belichik focuses on shutting down the MVP candidate Ryan or the top 5 run game.

You also thought the Raiders had a chance to win it all.

Are you upset that the Raiders are moving out of Oakland?

[rainblade]

I really won't be that upset if NE loses, though. Tom Brady snubbed Obama and threw his support to Trump like a dildo. (Like, give me a break, dude. You play football for a living.)

[Hulky]

Hulky, I'll wager $100 for the Pats against your Falcons.

Not "my" Falcons, but I'll bet $100 that the Falcons beat the Patriots.

[Maverik]

Falcons are 'your' wager though

alright, done deal

[rainblade]

If NE does lose, I really want to see Brady get sacked hard at least 4 or 5 times. Nothing would be nicer than to see his butthurt.

[bludhoundz]

If NE does lose, it's almost certain that he would be hitting the turf several times. Because if he doesn't, they probably won't lose.

also to be fair, the Raiders did have a chance to win it all. But losing Derek Carr ended all their hopes and dreams for this season. I imagine it would be the same for a lot of teams if their franchise QB went down

[The Cheat]

I went to the dollar store this morning and bought some very cheap glasses and plates and whatnot to destroy after the game when the pats win. Gotta take the rage out on something.

[rainblade]

If NE does lose, it's almost certain that he would be hitting the turf several times. Because if he doesn't, they probably won't lose.

also to be fair, the Raiders did have a chance to win it all. But losing Derek Carr ended all their hopes and dreams for this season. I imagine it would be the same for a lot of teams if their franchise QB went down

Pretty sure he was saying they might still have a chance without Carr, but that's neither here nor there.

[rainblade]

I went to the dollar store this morning and bought some very cheap glasses and plates and whatnot to destroy after the game when the pats win. Gotta take the rage out on something.

This is sooo something you would do, Cheat.

'I need to buy something to destroy in case the Patriots win. What to buy, what to buy?...

...

I'm going to buy some fucking plates.'

lolol

[Hulky]

Oh shit I didn't realize Desmond Trufant was hurt for the Falcons. Still think they win, but that's a pretty big blow.

[bludhoundz]

desmond trufant has been out for a while bro

and yeah cliche, he did say that. that was definitely delusion lol

[Maverik]

Oh shit I didn't realize Desmond Trufant was hurt for the Falcons. Still think they win, but that's a pretty big blow.

cop out for when you lose our bet

;)

[The Cheat]

This is sooo something you would do, Cheat.

'I need to buy something to destroy in case the Patriots win. What to buy, what to buy?...

...

I'm going to buy some fucking plates.'

lolol
So by your "logic" I should destroy things...I own. My own stuff. That I enjoy. Or better yet buy new, more expensive things other than one glass and one small plate I bought at the dollar story. Of course.

Oh sure. Ya. That makes since you fucking dumbass.

I hate you so much

[rainblade]

So by your "logic" I should destroy things...I own. My own stuff. That I enjoy. Or better yet buy new, more expensive things other than one glass and one small plate I bought at the dollar story. Of course.

Oh sure. Ya. That makes since you fucking dumbass.

I hate you so much

hahaha I love you.

[Achilles]

Fuck you. Fuck "your" team. Fuck your QB, Coach, and Owner for kissing the current president http://deadspin.com/donald-trump-says-bill-belichick-once-kissed-him-and-sa-1791920885?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Stupid Boston fans. Worst fans in the world. (will have to fully check on that but i'm pretty sure).

Going to watch the game (maybe) on mute so I don't have to hear three hours of pats slupring.

Fuck this season.

I would say this is easily the most die hard sports town in America. Which is why we're the most insufferable fans. We know everyone hates us.

[Da Gyps]

One day Cheat's gonna post gotcha and it's gonna be great and we're all gonna laugh.

[3000 stat]

I would say this is easily the most die hard sports town in America. Which is why we're the most insufferable fans. We know everyone hates us.

I'd rather be part of a passionate fan base that's slightly hated than be part of a lackluster fan base no one cares about.

[Achilles]

It's really the only place I know where all four major sport teams have passionate, massive followings that sell out arenas each year whether they're great or they suck. There are no fair weather sport fans in Boston. It's really common for players in any sport to come here and hate it because of the expectations and pressure. Our teams have made major signings and they don't pan out because the player will be like "get me the FUCK out of this nightmare city."

I do get why people hate us. Though I don't care.

[rainblade]

Fuck haters. Get rings.

[Maverik]

growing up being a spoiled Lakers fan, I totally get it

I will say it was nice not growing up with a hometown football team, I think it made my deductive football analysis much stronger

to be honest though, was never a true Kobe fan

[Hugh]

Nobody hates your team if they suck every year. Why bother?
If your team is hated, it's because they're good.

[Hulky]

Hate stems from the band wagoners just popping up for playoffs mostly I think

Like Carolina sucks dick most years and people hated them last year

[3000 stat]

Hate stems from the band wagoners just popping up for playoffs mostly I think

Like Carolina sucks dick most years and people hated them last year
There are no bandwagon pats fans here, we all live in/are from New England.

[Hulky]

Then move outside of NE and see how obnoxious it is to see Pats fans that appear every playoff season who only know Tom Brady and maybe Gronk.

[rainblade]

Then move outside of NE and see how obnoxious it is to see Pats fans that appear every playoff season who only know Tom Brady and maybe Gronk.

sew bittttter.

#triggered

[The Professor]

Didn't know Alex Mack had a broken fibula and would still be playing. Wouldn't be surprised if Belichick goes after him.

[Aristocatt]

Who's excited for some good old fashioned sportsball?

[The Cheat]

I would say this is easily the most die hard sports town in America. Which is why we're the most insufferable fans. We know everyone hates us.

Finally someone admits it.

One day Cheat's gonna post gotcha and it's gonna be great and we're all gonna laugh.

???

Explain.

I'd rather be part of a passionate fan base that's slightly hated than be part of a lackluster fan base no one cares about.

Wrong. Passionate=asshole.
lackluster=means you can cheer on in peace and feel little rage when lose.

There are no bandwagon pats fans here, we all live in/are from New England.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*whew* That was lol worthy

Then move outside of NE and see how obnoxious it is to see Pats fans that appear every playoff season who only know Tom Brady and maybe Gronk.

So. Much. This.

[Burnout278]

http://crustyconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/patriots-logo.jpg

[Mantis]

Snoozefest.

[Mantis]

I love how they keep showing Bellicheck "taking notes" after the Falcons do something good haha.

[Serge]

Half time show will be the best part for once, lol.

[Mantis]

Hulky smiling ear to ear.

[Da Gyps]

Half time show will be the best part for once, lol.

No, never.

[rainblade]

Patriots crumble under pressure. Good game. It's done.

[Mantis]

Edelman is a cry baby. I would be pissed if my teammate was just out there bitching the whole time. That doesn't do anything for your team.

[Da Gyps]

Patriots crumble under pressure. Good game. It's done.

Ahhhhh the full Gyp.


Edelman is a cry baby. I would be pissed if my teammate was just out there bitching the whole time. That doesn't do anything for your team.

I get major douche vibes from Edelman.

[3000 stat]

I just don't understand that screen play call at the end of the half. What are you trying to accomplish with that? Throw the ball in the endzone.

[Da Gyps]

I just don't understand that screen play call at the end of the half. What are you trying to accomplish with that? Throw the ball in the endzone.

Glad I wasn't the only one bothered by that Todd Haley bullshit. I was so triggered.

[The Cheat]

If pats score here, they might take this.

So fucking worried. Too. Much. Time

[rainblade]

Atlanta is the better team, plain and simple. Patriots dominance was an illusion.

[The Professor]

They're just a different team without Gronk. We just never saw it since they haven't played anybody as good as the Falcons.

Also, Falcons defense is playing so incredibly well. Not something you expected coming into the game.

[rainblade]

They're just a different team without Gronk. We just never saw it since they haven't played anybody as good as the Falcons.

Also, Falcons defense is playing so incredibly well. Not something you expected coming into the game.

Yeah. A metric fuckton of dropped passes by Patriots WRs and a bunch of prayers by Brady. They don't deserve to win and they won't. Oh well, not too broken up about it.

[Maverik]

ATL wants it more!

[rainblade]

ATL wants it more!

It may be a nonsense claim, but it sure does seem to be the case. ATL is fired up, NE is shaky at best.

[Maverik]

nonsense??

depends on how badly you want it to be nonsense

[The Professor]

Nah, Falcons are just more talented at the moment and are playing up to it. Imagine if Brady had Gronk on all their trips inside Atlanta territory? He can beat 1-1 coverage or draw enough for NE's other players. Pats have left 8 points on the board settling for FGs combined with 2 turnovers.

[Da Gyps]

Atlanta is the better team, plain and simple. Patriots dominance was an illusion.

Infinite Gyp.

[Da Gyps]

Don't doubt the powers of going Gyp though, look at this epic comeback!

[Da Gyps]

Julio Jones is a robot that plays football.

[Da Gyps]

Patriots win!

[Mantis]

Stop choking..

[KBHoleN1]

Once you get in field goal range, why the fuck do you throw again? Run the ball, run the clock, make it a two score game. Jesus.

[Da Gyps]

HOLY MOTHER OF EDELMAN

q

[Mantis]

This is absurd.

[The Cheat]

I'm going to kill someone over this. I can't....even....just.


No...just

[rainblade]

Is this real life? Edelman is a god.

[Da Gyps]

Is this real life? Edelman is a god.

BRADY IS DA GOAT

q

[Mantis]

I've never seen a bigger choke than this. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

[Da Gyps]

DICKS OUT FOR BRADYyy

[bdog1321]

Ball never crossed the plane

[The Cheat]

I'm going to bed. I'm so angry I literally cant see straight,

[rainblade]

In-fucking-sane.

[rainblade]

Ball never crossed the plain

My asshole it didn't.

[Da Gyps]

Ball never crossed the plain

Offsides anyway.

Oh and feed me your tears Cheat.

[bdog1321]

So what? They just replay it if it never gets across. Which it didn't.

[Da Gyps]

I'm going to bed. I'm so angry I literally cant see straight,

http://i.imgur.com/X3TeVee.gif

[Mantis]

It did get across...

I didn't think it did either when I saw it in real time, but replay clearly shows it did.

[3000 stat]

Best football game I've ever witnessed.

[Elphaba]

This is pretty crazy. I tuned in at the end of the 3rd when it was still 3-28. Cracked open another for the OT.

[Mantis]

They started the MVP voting towards the end of the 3rd quarter when Falcons were up 25. What happens if everyone put in their votes for Matt Ryan and they end up losing? Can the MVP only be given to the winning team?

[Mantis]

I don't think I would call that...

[Da Gyps]

Cheat's tears taste like cheese.

[Mantis]

If they don't change the fucking sudden death overtime rules after this shit...

[Elphaba]

I still think this overtime rule is dumb and it should be an entire quarter no matter what, but holy shit great comeback.

[Maverik]

lol

[bdog1321]

Still didn't cross the plane

[rainblade]

gg

[Burnout278]

Thank you Gypsy. I got to use that GIF for anti-pat fans

[Maverik]

Falcons win this and it's not close.
38-14 range of ass beating in favor of the Falcons.

!!

[Mantis]

Still didn't cross the plain

Plane*

And unfortunately, it did.

[Achilles]

To speak as a true Bostonian you all hate:

https://s28.postimg.org/t9z9385zh/Aibj88qe_T.jpg

[bdog1321]

To speak as a true Bostonian you all hate:

https://s28.postimg.org/t9z9385zh/Aibj88qe_T.jpg

If you were a true Bostonian you'd have been doing that all year

[Da Gyps]

Cheat's tears taste like cheese.

http://www.feedyoursoul2.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Kraft-Cheese-GDA-9-23-131.jpg

[Da Gyps]

Thank you Gypsy. I got to use that GIF for anti-pat fans

I don't see how anyone can argue that Brady isn't the goat after this.

[Achilles]

If you were a true Bostonian you'd have been doing that all year

I actually fucking hate football and couldn't give two shits if they won or lost, I just bask in being the most hated city in America. Truth be told I'm sick of all the fucking parades.

[bdog1321]

Rofl goodell getting booed was amazing

[Burnout278]

Rofl goodell getting booed was amazing

It is every year and the draft

[Elphaba]

I don't see how anyone can argue that Brady isn't the goat after this.
I'll definitely say he's had the better career after this, but I still think Peyton was a better quarterback. His injury changed NFL history
Anyways that doesn't matter this is probably the best comeback I've ever seen.

Poor Julio Jones. Amazing catch at the end completely wasted

[Serge]

Falcons are the fucking worst.

[Achilles]

If you were a true Bostonian you'd have been doing that all year

Now that I've reread this, I love it. You salty much? Come to title town, I'll show you around ;)

[Hugh]

Congrats, Ach.
No denying it. Brady, Bill and Pats are all GOAT. It's true. I've seen enough.

[Maverik]

seems like Brady wanted it the most

[Hulky]

I was totally right for the first half, and totally wrong the second half.

Wtf was that game. Also PM me the paypal email Mav I'll send later tonight or tomorrow (on a date right now).

[Hugh]

Wonder if the Falcons wish they would have run it and kicked the field goal?

[rainblade]

but I still think Peyton was a better quarterback.

Opinions are like assholes, we all have one. Yours just happens to be dead wrong.

[Blasphemy]

Tom Brady

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Hausziege_04.jpg/220px-Hausziege_04.jpg

[Elphaba]

Opinions are like assholes, we all have one. Yours just happens to be dead wrong.

Original

[The Professor]

Ironically enough the pick 6 also probably hurt more than helped. Sure you always want the points, but it left the Falcons defense on the field for far to long and the offense lost just enough of its rhythm.

That Edelman catch probably makes up for the Tyree catch. Too bad Julios was wasted.

[rainblade]

Original

Almost as original as your stupid af ass saying Peyton Manning is better than Tom Brady one sentence after you say TB had the better career? Like, dafuq?

First off, no fucking question Tom Brady had the better career, he's the greatest of all time. Second, he's the greatest of all time, so how the fuck is Peyton better than him? Again, dafuq?

[rainblade]

Ironically enough the pick 6 also probably hurt more than helped. Sure you always want the points, but it left the Falcons defense on the field for far to long and the offense lost just enough of its rhythm.

That Edelman catch probably makes up for the Tyree catch. Too bad Julios was wasted.

Greatest catch of all time, or greatest catch of all time?

[Hulky]

Im all about Brady is the best ever and anti Peyton, but Peyton is the better reg season qb (but Brees #1 there).

[rainblade]

Im all about Brady is the best ever and anti Peyton, but Peyton is the better reg season qb (but Brees #1 there).

According to the records he set with dominant, almost invariable receiving corps? (Manning, not Brees.)

[rainblade]

I made my voice hoarse from screaming at all the fucking winning the Patriots did tonight. Does anyone here think they'll ever see a better game?

I gave them a <1% chance to win when it was 28-3. I almost left my friend's house to go home to go to bed. When they scored the first touchdown, I bumped the chances up to 3-5%. Truly thought the game was over before they started marching down the field multiple times.

Apparently in situations where team is leading by more than 19 points in 3rd, teams in the lead ended up with the win 93 out of 93 times. That stat flashed on the screen around the time I called the <1% chance.

[rainblade]

The stats for this game are absolutely unbelievable.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/matchup?gameId=400927752

Matchup Patriots Falcons
1st Downs 37 17
Passing 1st downs 26 13
Rushing 1st downs 7 3
1st downs from penalties 4 1
3rd down efficiency 7-14 1-8
4th down efficiency 1-1 0-0
Total Plays 93 46
Total Yards 546 344
Total Drives 13 11
Yards per Play 5.9 7.5
Passing 442 240
Comp-Att 43-63 17-23
Yards per pass 6.5 8.6
Interceptions thrown 1 0
Sacks-Yards Lost 5-24 5-44
Rushing 104 104
Rushing Attempts 25 18
Yards per rush 4.2 5.8
Red Zone (Made-Att) 4-6 3-3
Penalties 4-23 9-65
Turnovers 2 1
Fumbles lost 1 1
Interceptions thrown 1 0
Defensive / Special Teams TDs 0 1
Possession 40:31 23:27

[rainblade]

Sorry, Mattie. You just aren't Tom Brady, or even close.

[Achilles]

I'll definitely say he's had the better career after this, but I still think Peyton was a better quarterback. His injury changed NFL history
Anyways that doesn't matter this is probably the best comeback I've ever seen.

Poor Julio Jones. Amazing catch at the end completely wasted

Peyton was a better passer, he was not a better quarterback. He could throw a football better, he could not be an all around quarterback better.

[The Butcher]

what the fuck did I just watch last night?

[Achilles]

what the fuck did I just watch last night?

Your avatar perfectly represents how all of America feels.

[bludhoundz]

Falcons choked lol. One low key story is how terrible their special teams was today. Their average starting field position outside of the forced fumble was totally awful. With 57 seconds left their guy took it out of the endzone and got to the 11 yard line, wasting 14 yards and 5 seconds. Retard.

epic comeback for sure though. As soon as the Pats won the OT toss I knew they were gonna win

[Hugh]

Fuck the WWE. Don't bring that retard shit in here.

[Hugh]

#triggered
#sorrywiz
#andrethegiantwascool

[Spencer 555]

seems like Brady wanted it the most

I love these posts so much Mav, you make me happy.

[Spencer 555]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/16508680_10154493404439353_3765399409888694105_n.j pg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=4fb19801d4aff67e4f37aa8eda80712b&oe=590748D2

[Elphaba]

Almost as original as your stupid af ass saying Peyton Manning is better than Tom Brady one sentence after you say TB had the better career? Like, dafuq?

First off, no fucking question Tom Brady had the better career, he's the greatest of all time. Second, he's the greatest of all time, so how the fuck is Peyton better than him? Again, dafuq?
Jesus christ, do you get this worked up over everything?

[The Cheat]

I didn't watch overtime. I went to bed.

I woke up at 3:00 am in a cold sweat. I reached over and checked my phone. I saw they score and then put my phone back in the nightstand. I then just say there...in the dark...for like an hour and half. Not moving...just...sitting.

Next thing I knew my alarm went off. I have felt numb the rest of today. Almost like a out of body experience.

I decided last night in the darkness that I'm done with the NFL for a bit. This past season has been truly awful both in real life and . I mean I knew this was going to be the end result of the season. But ending it...like that? Makes me feel broken.

So you win superfans. You win everything. I can't fight you anymore. Enjoy your fantasy (even through it brings rage). Have fun with it. It is going to be hard to ignore it next year but I feel as if there is no choice. i just feel...broken watching it now. I...just...can't do it anymore. I can't feel this let down anymore. Maybe after taking a season off i'll feel better but for now it is one of the last few things that made me happy removed from my life.

How Atlanta players shook hands afterwards i'll never know. I honestly don't know how they did it.

Take care NFL...I will miss you...maybe.

fuck it all.

[Achilles]

I didn't watch overtime. I went to bed.

I woke up at 3:00 am in a cold sweat. I reached over and checked my phone. I saw they score and then put my phone back in the nightstand. I then just say there...in the dark...for like an hour and half. Not moving...just...sitting.

Next thing I knew my alarm went off. I have felt numb the rest of today. Almost like a out of body experience.

I decided last night in the darkness that I'm done with the NFL for a bit. This past season has been truly awful both in real life and . I mean I knew this was going to be the end result of the season. But ending it...like that? Makes me feel broken.

So you win superfans. You win everything. I can't fight you anymore. Enjoy your fantasy (even through it brings rage). Have fun with it. It is going to be hard to ignore it next year but I feel as if there is no choice. i just feel...broken watching it now. I...just...can't do it anymore. I can't feel this let down anymore. Maybe after taking a season off i'll feel better but for now it is one of the last few things that made me happy removed from my life.

How Atlanta players shook hands afterwards i'll never know. I honestly don't know how they did it.

Take care NFL...I will miss you...maybe.

fuck it all.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

[Hulky]

I just cleared pm space if you want to send me the PayPal mav

[Maverik]

I don't want your $$$

if we ever meet up, you owe me a bartab or something

[KBHoleN1]

I don't know what the bet amount was, but I bet it's a lot smaller than a Maverick bartab.

[Hulky]

I don't know what the bet amount was, but I bet it's a lot smaller than a Maverick bartab.

Massively off topic, but usually when I'd go bar hop with friends it's like one to three drinks at a place then move on to the next bar. I don't think I've gone out drinking with friends and stayed at one place since I was 21.

[rainblade]

So, Patriots 31, Falcons 27.

Did I have closest prediction? Off by a combined total of just four points.

[bludhoundz]

probably

i predicted the point gap properly though if that counts for anything :o

[rainblade]

probably

i predicted the point gap properly though if that counts for anything :o

It does.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU8aZ-mqd1I

Tom is hyper-competitive (obviously). lol he likes to pretend like he's not, though. :P

[bdog1321]

I don't know what the bet amount was, but I bet it's a lot smaller than a Maverick bartab.

I hope that wasn't an alcoholic joke

[rainblade]

f u i posted this

Sorry, I missed it. I usually scroll right past videos.

[Hulky]

Brandon Marshall just switched NY teams. Odell and Baby TO. What a personality group to contrast plain vanilla Eli lol.

[bdog1321]

http://i.imgur.com/b31nVYc.jpg

[bdog1321]

http://i.imgur.com/9pWyrOP.jpg

[Hulky]

Are you going to buy his new jersey? I was that way with Brett Favre years ago. Sucks.

[bdog1321]

Of course

[bdog1321]

This really sucks. Not getting anything for him. The best qb in the league outside of Brady.

[Hugh]

Romo's a fag.

[bdog1321]

expect death

[bludhoundz]

marshall and obj

i'm not sure what to expect, but hopefully big things

[Hulky]

Eli better not trick me into drafting his ass again in TAO ff.

[bdog1321]

marshall and obj

i'm not sure what to expect, but hopefully big things

i'd be more worried about eli than his targets

[bdog1321]

brock to browns, looks like romo's a texan

[Serge]

iwanttodie

[Greendaybum5]

iwanttodie

are you a redskins fan lol?

[Maverik]

is that a trick question?

[bdog1321]

iwanttodie

Rg3 is available

[Hugh]

Shots fired.

[Serge]

I mean, I don't know what to say. We drafted two franchise QBs in one draft and ran one into the ground and are probably going to let the other walk. This franchise destroys everything it touches.

[Hugh]

Do you agree with the decision to put the franchise tag on Cousins? Do you think it's what we wants?
Do you believe the report that we won't sign a long term deal with Washington if Bruce Allen is president? If so, this is really the only option for everyone, Cousins and the Redskins, except for a trade. I doubt you want a trade.
I'm being Captain Obvious, I know, but what would you like to see happen as a Redskins fan? Firing Bruce Allen seems like the easiest answer, but that's not usually how it works.

[Serge]

Cousins should have been signed to a long term deal before last season. Sure the fans and media didn't know he was a franchise QB back then but its the front office's job to know.

Since that obviously didn't happen, he should have been offered a long term deal this offseason. The franchise tag makes sense because they were so far apart. But I don't understand why they were so far apart.

As an aside, this is really all Tom Brady's fault. If that class traitor hadn't taken a huge discount to help his team's cap space we wouldn't have the stupid stories about how if Cousins got $X/yr he'd be the highest paid QB in the league.

I don't believe stories about Cousins holding out. He'll sign the tag in time to not miss any offseason stuff. He's too nice.

The worst part of everything is the complete lack of respect the organization has for their employees. The carousel of coaches and GMs is one thing. The fact that the franchise always attempts to shame and embarass these people when firing them is another.

I honestly don't care about the fire Bruce Allen thing at this point. I have completely lost interest in the team and the sport.

[bludhoundz]

Redskins have one of the biggest douchebag owners in the biz, if not the biggest. People don't wanna work for him or play for him. The problem for them starts at the very top.

[Greendaybum5]

Redskins have one of the biggest douchebag owners in the biz, if not the biggest. People don't wanna work for him or play for him. The problem for them starts at the very top.

Eagles owner blows too. They'll win their 1st superbowl the year after he sells the team.

[KBHoleN1]

Was flipping around on TV this weekend and that Eagles movie with Mark Wahlberg was on (Invincible, about Vince Papale). Anyway, at the end of the movie they're doing the text captions to let you know what happened to the characters, and they talk about Dick Vermeil leading the Eagles to Super Bowl XV. I turn to my fiance (huge Eagles fan, her dad's whole family is from Philly/Jersey and she grew up there) and say "hey, did they win that game?" That shit never gets old.

[The Butcher]

my 3 favorite plays of (my) Eagles history in no particular order:

T.O. debuts as #81 with an 81 yard touchdown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur-uCopULQw

Playoffs. 4th quarter. 4th down and 26 yards. game over, right? wrong. FREDDY MITCHELL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOEq7p4r00U

and of course, there is no better play than the miracle2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJyn5eUnVEQ

Honorable mention, when Sheldon brown killed Reggie Bush's career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwiMtGsFHwA

[Greendaybum5]

Was flipping around on TV this weekend and that Eagles movie with Mark Wahlberg was on (Invincible, about Vince Papale). Anyway, at the end of the movie they're doing the text captions to let you know what happened to the characters, and they talk about Dick Vermeil leading the Eagles to Super Bowl XV. I turn to my fiance (huge Eagles fan, her dad's whole family is from Philly/Jersey and she grew up there) and say "hey, did they win that game?" That shit never gets old.

What a dick.....


my 3 favorite plays of (my) Eagles history in no particular order:

T.O. debuts as #81 with an 81 yard touchdown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur-uCopULQw

Playoffs. 4th quarter. 4th down and 26 yards. game over, right? wrong. FREDDY MITCHELL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOEq7p4r00U

and of course, there is no better play than the miracle2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJyn5eUnVEQ

Honorable mention, when Sheldon brown killed Reggie Bush's career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwiMtGsFHwA

get the chills watching the comeback Vick led leading up to that punt return too. That's a sweet video.

[bludhoundz]

that was the most depressed i've ever been after a loss

[KBHoleN1]

Romo to retire and go into broadcasting.

:frown:

[bdog1321]

lol'd

[bdog1321]

Lol has become cry.

[Hugh]

Romo isn't as stupid as he looks.
He might even be able to walk when he's 50 now.
I'm going to miss fucking with him.
And you, bdog.
He'll probably suck as a broadcaster, too.

#shotsfired
#bdogtriggered
#here2help

[bdog1321]

BEAST MODE BOSSq

[bdog1321]

if eli isn't suspended for this, there is no justice in the world

[Hugh]

He should if it's true. What a douche move.

[bdog1321]

as he sits there with his perpetual eliderpface, feigning confusion and secretly plotting to start wwiii with kim jung un

[bdog1321]

also: you KNOW it's true by the complete lack of coverage on nfl.com

[Hulky]

Here's my current 2 round mock draft:


1: Bills - Jaguars Trade: Bills receive pick 1.04 Jaguars receive picks 1.10, 2.44, 2018 1st
2: Browns - Jets Trade: Browns receive pick 1.06, Sheldon Richardson, Jets receive pick 1.12, 2.52, 4.108, Conditional 2018 Houston’s 2nd pick if Sheldon Richardson resigns.
3. Texans - Broncos Trade: Texans receive pick 1.20 Broncos receive pick 1.25, 3.89
4. Patriots - Browns: Patriots receive pick 2.33, 2018 Eagles 2nd Browns receive Jimmy Garoppolo

01. Cleveland Browns - Myles Garrett, DE Texas A&M
02. San Francisco 49ers - Leonard Fournette, RB LSU
03. Chicago Bears - Reuben Foster, ILB Alabama
04. TRADE Buffalo Bills via Jacksonville Jaguars - Mitch Trubisky, QB North Carolina
05. Tennessee Titans - Corey Davis, WR Western Michigan
06. TRADE Cleveland Browns via New York Jets - Jamal Adams, SS LSU
07. Los Angeles Chargers - Jonathan Allen, DL Alabama
08. Carolina Panthers - Christian McCaffrey, RB Stanford
09. Cincinnati Bengals - Malik Hooker, FS The Ohio State
10. TRADE Jacksonville Jaguars via Buffalo Bills - Cam Robinson, OL Alabama
11. New Orleans Saints - Solomon Thomas, DE Stanford
12. TRADE New York Jets via Cleveland Browns - OJ Howard, TE Alabama
13. Arizona Cardinals - Marshon Lattimore, CB The Ohio State
14. Philadelphia Eagles - Derek Barnett, DE Tennessee
15. Indianapolis Colts - Charles Harris, Edge OLB Missouri
16. Baltimore Ravens - Mike Williams, WR Clemson
17. Washington Redskins - Dalvin Cook, RB Florida State
18. Tennessee Titans - Gareon Conley, CB The Ohio State
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Jabrill Peppers, S Michigan
20. TRADE Houston Texans via Denver Broncos - Pat Mahomes, QB Texas Tech
21. Detroit Lions - Haason Reddick, OLB Temple
22. Miami Dolphins - Forrest Lamp, OG Western Kentucky
23. New York Giants - Jarrad Davis, MLB Florida
24. Oakland Raiders - Marlon Humphrey, CB Alabama
25. TRADE Denver Broncos via Houston Texans - Garrett Bolles, OT Utah
26. Seattle Seahawks - Ryan Ramczyk, OT Wisconsin
27. Kansas City Chiefs - Deshaun Watson, QB Clemson
28. Dallas Cowboys - Obi Melifonwu, DB Connecticut
29. Green Bay Packers - Adoree Jackson, CB USC
30. Pittsburgh Steelers - Deshone Kizer, QB Notre Dame
31. Atlanta Falcons - Malik McDowell, DE Michigan State
32. New Orleans Saints - John Ross, WR Washington


33. TRADE New England Patriots via Cleveland Browns - Taco Charlton, DE Michigan
34. San Francisco 49ers - Zach Cunningham, OLB Vanderbilt
35. Jacksonville Jaguars - David Njoku, TE Miami
36. Chicago Bears - Budda Baker, S Washington
37. Los Angeles Rams - Evan Engram, TE Ole Miss
38. Los Angeles Chargers - Marcus Sanders-Williams, S Utah
39. New York Jets - TJ Watt, Edge Wisconsin
40. Carolina Panthers - Takkarist McKinley, Edge UCLA
41. Cincinnati Bengals - Curtis Samuel, WR/RB The Ohio State
42. New Orleans Saints -TreDavious White, CB LSU
43. Philadelphia Eagles - Quincy Wilson, CB Florida
44. TRADE Jaguars via Buffalo Bills - Joe Mixon, RB Oklahoma
45. Arizona Cardinals - Josh Jones, SS NC State
46. Indianapolis Colts - Chidobe Awuzie, CB Colorado
47. Baltimore Ravens - Tim Williams, Edge Alabama
48. Minnesota Vikings - Dan Feeney, OG Indiana
49. Washington Redskins - Chris Wormley, DT Michigan
50. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Chris Godwin, WR Penn State
51. Denver Broncos - Caleb Brantley, DT Florida
52. TRADE Jets via Cleveland Browns - Kevin King, CB Washington
53. Detroit Lions - Dorian Johnson, OG Pittsburgh
54. Miami Dolphins - Teez Tabor, CB Florida
55. New York Giants - Jaleel Johnson, DT Iowa
56. Oakland Raiders - Raekwon McMillan, ILB The Ohio State
57. Houston Texans - Taylor Morton, RT Western Michigan
58. Seattle Seahawks - Ahkello Witherspoon, CB Colorado
59. Kansas City Chiefs - Alvin Kamara, RB Tennessee
60. Dallas Cowboys - Cordrea Tankersley, CB Clemson
61. Green Bay Packers - Dion Dawkins, OG Temple
62. Pittsburgh Steelers - Carl Lawson, OLB Auburn
63. Atlanta Falcons - Tyus Bowser, OLB Houston
64. Carolina Panthers - Antonio Garcia, OT Troy

Steelers - Deshone Kizer, Carl Lawson,
Bengals - Malik Hooker, Curtis Samuel,
Ravens - Mike Williams, Tim Williams
Browns - Myles Garrett, Jamal Adams, (Sheldon Richardson), (Jimmy Garoppolo)

Packers - Adoree Jackson, Dion Dawkins,
Vikings - Dan Feeney,
Bears - Reuben Foster, Budda Baker,
Lions - Haason Reddick, Dorian Johnson,

Falcons - Malik McDowell, Tyus Bowser,
Panthers - Christian McCaffrey, Takkarist McKinley, Antonio Garcia,
Saints - Solomon Thomas, John Ross, TreDavious White,
Buccaneers - Jabrill Peppers, Chris Godwin,

Texans - Pat Mahomes, Taylor Morton,
Colts - Charles Harris, Chidobe Awuzie,
Titans - Corey Davis, Gareon Conley
Jaguars - Cam Robinson, David Njoku, Joe Mixon,

Seahawks - Ryan Ramcyzck, Ahkello Witherspoon,
Cardinals - Marshon Lattimore, Josh Jones,
49ers - Leonard Fournette, Zach Cunningham
Rams - Evan Engram,

Raiders - Marlon Humphrey, Raekwon McMillan,
Chiefs - Deshaun Watson, Alvin Kamara,
Broncos - Garrett Bolles, Caleb Brantley,
Chargers - Jonathan Allen, Marcus Sanders-Williams,

Cowboys - Obi Melifonwu, Cordrea Tankersley,
Giants - Jarrad Davis, Jaleel Johnson
Eagles - Derek Barnett, Quincy Wilson,
Redskins - Dalvin Cook, Chris Wormley,

Patriots - Taco Charlton,
Jets - OJ Howard, TJ Watt, Kevin King,
Dolphins - Forrest Lamp, Teez Tabor,
Bills - Mitch Trubisky,

[Hugh]

Wow. Impressive.

[Maverik]

he's been doing these for years

can't believe he has that much time on his hands

[KBHoleN1]

Jimmy Garoppolo to the Browns? That's interesting. Would be neat if it happened, because there'd be no more guessing games at QB in Cleveland like there always is with drafting a QB and seeing if he's good enough to start right away.

[Hulky]

I do this thing that is like a full offseason mock draft (each team has a human GM) with salary caps and all that, free agency, trades and drafting and the two I completed are the following:

Saints (first one of the year a couple months ago before FA started irl)
Team: New Orleans Saints

Summary of all cuts:

Summary of all trades:
Terron Armstead > Anthony Barr
Brandin Cooks > Dallas round one pick
Dallas round one pick > Giovani Bernard + Bengals round two pick
Kenny Vaccaro > Donovan Smith

Summary of all Free Agent signings:
Larry Warford, G -- 5years/$20,536,200
Chance Warmack, G -- 4years/$14,449,200
Stephen Paea, NT -- 3years/$7,179,120
Nate Allen, FS -- 3years/$6,051,150
Matt Elam, SS -- 4years/$3,255,000
Mario Williams, DE -- 1year/$1,700,000
John Sullivan, C -- 1year/$1,653,980
Stephen Tulloch, MLB -- 1year/$1,000,000


(Waiver Claim Free Agents)
Marcus Williams, CB
Josh Huff, WR
Dri Archer, RB

Summary of all draft picks:
1 Solomon Thomas, DL Stanford
2 Jarrad Davis, MLB Florida
2 Evan Engram, WR/TE Ole Miss
3 Jourdan Lewis, CB Michigan
4 Chris Godwin, WR Penn State
4 Dawuane Smoot, DE Illinois
4 Nathan Peterman, QB Pittsburgh
6 Jeremy McNichols, RB Boise State
7 Roderick Henderson, NT Alabama State


Final Roster:
QB: Drew Brees, Luke McCown, Nathan Peterman, Garrett Grayson
RB: Mark Ingram, Giovanni Bernard, Jeremy McNichols, Daniel Lasco, Marcus Murphy
WR: Michael Thomas
WR: Chris Godwin, Brandon Coleman
Slot: Willie Snead
TE:Coby Fleener, Evan Engram, Josh Hill
LT: Andrus Peat, Donovan Smith
LG: Chance Warmack, Tim Lelito

C: Max Unger, John Sullivan, Jack Allen

RG: Larry Warford, Senio Kelemete, Landon Turner

RT: Zach Strief, Avery Young

5T: Cameron Jordan, Mario Williams, DJ Pittway, Michael Loewen

1T: Stephen Paea
, Roderick Henderson, Tyeler Davidson
3T: Sheldon Rankins, David Onyemata
9T: Solomon Thomas, Dawuane Smoot, Obum Gwacham

SLB: Anthony Barr, Hau’oli Kikaha, Nathan Stupar

MLB: Jarrad Davis, Stephen Tulloch, Travis Feeney

WLB: Craig Robertson, Stephone Anthony, Dannell Ellerbe

CB: Delvin Breaux, Marcus Williams, DeVante Harris, Ken Crawley
CB: PJ Williams, Damian Swann, Jimmy Pruitt
Nickel: Jourdan Lewis

FS: Jairus Byrd, Nate Allen


SS: Vonn Bell, Matt Elam


K: Wil Lutz
P: Thomas Morstead
KR/PR: Josh Huff, Dri Archer

and the second one was the Raiders which was done in February

Cap Space:
~13,000,000

TRADE BLOCK

CUTS
Aldon Smith, DE (resigned to vet minimum)
Sebastian Janikowski, K (resigned to vet minimum)
Cooper Helfet, TE (to get 90 man roster)
Ryan O'Malley, TE (to get 90 man roster)
Taiwan Jones, RB (to get under 90, post UDFA)
Jaydon Pickens, WR (to get under 90, post UDFA)
Branden Jackson, DE (to get under 90, post UDFA)
Jimmy Bean, DE (to get under 90, post UDFA)

TRADES
Raiders Receive:Round 5 Pick, Connor Barwin
Eagles Receive: Round 4 Pick

Reasoning: Connor Barwin was a veteran edge rusher that can contribute to our pass rush for potentially another year or two. In 3-4 looks he also has experience, and likely is a superior fit. Worst case scenario I just made a move similar to that of the Raiders signing Lamarr Woodley, but I believe Connor Barwin is likely not a bust. With Barwin, Aldon, Mack and Irvin we will have quiet a bit of rushing talent and another veteran to mentor James Cowser and Shilique Calhoun.
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Raiders Receive: DJ Fluker, RT
Chargers Receive: Jihad Ward, DL

Reasoning: Jihad Ward was a selection I didn't agree with at the time, and new general manager is bringing in "his guys". This also replaces Austin Howard, one of our offseason needs. I think Jihad Ward still has upside, but I am addressing needs here.
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Raiders Receive: Curtis Grant, MLB
Giants Receive: Ben Heeney, MLB

Reasoning: Ben Heeney I think has had his Oakland Raiders shot, so I flipped him to the Giants where he can compete for another fringe roster player Curtis Grant at the same position. Grant was a 5 star HS recruit that didn't really pan out at the Ohio State. His upside comes to Oakland with the ability to compete for a roster spot or potentially, if rules permit, become a developmental player on the practice squad.

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Raiders Receive:
Brian Cushing - ILB
Kurtis Drummond - S
Round: 4th Pick: 24 Overall: 129

Texans Receive:
Dan Williams - 43DT
Austin Howard - RT
Round: 5th Pick: 10 Overall: 155
Round: 5th Pick: 24 Overall: 169

Reasoning: Brian Cushing addresses the need for a veteran leader in the middle of the defense. He is capable of all the mental and leadership abilities we are in need of in the center of our defense and has success playing with fellow trade acquisition Connor Barwin. Like the Barwin trade I view this as a stop gap in an effort to have enough talent for a SB push in a two year window before reloading. Kurtis Drummond was a mid-late round safety prospect I liked out a couple draft classes back that ended up undrafted but has remained in the league. I view him as depth at safety with developmental upside of starter potential.

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Raiders Receive:

Ifo Ekpre-Olomu - CB
Pick 243

Dolphins Receive :
Pick 208

Reason: Ifo as a prospect before his injury was a top nickel corner, now coming off his second ACL (and irl release) I figured I would place a bet on his rebound and move down a bit in the late rounds to control his contract should he return successfully. When we theoretically trim to 53 players, Ifo will almost assuredly take an IR spot, which is an acquisition with minimal cost.

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Raiders Receive:

5th Round Draft Selection

Steelers Receive :
Sean Smith, CB

Reason: Making cap room and getting a draft pick. CB will be one of the more likely BPA positions when we enter the clock in the first round and it's a deep class. Sean Smith is a fair starter, slightly overpaid, slightly old but a good couple year plan. If I had been smarter and noticed Tre Mason waiver claim would cost me roughly 4mil I'd have never done that and would likely have kept Sean Smith. For that reason I think the Steelers get the edge in this trade.

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Raiders Receive:

13th Overall Draft Selection

Cardinals Receive :
2017 Round 1 (Pick 24)
2017 Round 3
2018 Round 3

Reason:Traded up to select our top rated CB on our board to address the most glaring need of our team.

TAGS/EXTENSIONS/RESIGNS
Exclusive Rights Franchise Tag - Jon Condo - LS
2nd Round Tender - Denico Autry - DE
ERFA - Denver Kirkland - LG
ERFA - Gabe Holmes - TE
ERFA - SaQwan Edwards - DB
ERFA - Seth Roberts - WR



FREE AGENCY
Round 1, Successful Sign - Le'Veon Bell, RB $12,958,333 APY
Round 1, Successful Resign - Menelik Watson, OT $1,220,688 APY
Round 1, Failure to Sign - Sylvester Williams, DT $1,488,750 APY
Round 1, Failure to Sign - AJ Klein, OLB $1,487,500 APY
Waiver Wire Claim - Tre Mason - RB
Waiver Wire Claim - Connor Shaw - QB
Waiver Failed Wire Attempt - Geogre Atkinson III - RB
Waiver Wire Claim - Cole Manhart - RG
Waiver Failed Wire Attempt - Stanley Jean-Baptise - CB
Waiver Wire Claim - Carl Bradford - ILB
Waiver Failed Wire Attempt - James Hurst - LT
Waiver Wire Claim - Marcus Cromartie - S
Round 2, Failure to Sign - Dontari Poe, NT $7,550,000 APY
Round 2, Failure to Sign - Kevin Minter, ILB $1,341,197 APY
Round 2, Successful Sign - Matt Elam, S $872,500 APY
Round 2, Successful Resign - DJ Hayden, CB $776,250 APY
Round 3, Successful Sign - Karl Klug, DE/DT $4,476,614 APY
Round 3, Successful Sign - Arthur Jones, DE/DT $900,000 APY
Round 3, Failure to Sign - Manti Te'o, ILB $1,623,333 APY
Round 3, Failure to Resign - Andre Holmes, WR $790,000 APY
Round 5, Successful Sign - Kendall Reyes, DE/DT $775,000 APY
Round 5, Successful Sign - Cam Thomas, NT $775,000 APY
Round 5, Successful Sign - Rod Streater, WR $775,000 APY
Round 6, Successful Sign - Rahim Moore, S $845,000 APY
Round 6, Successful Sign - Vince Wilfork, NT $1,000,000 APY
Round 6, Successful Resign - Andre Holmes, WR $782,500 APY
Round 6, Failure to Sign - Desmond Bryant, DL $2,083,291 APY
Round 7, Failure to Sign - Stephen Paea, DL $1,666,666 APY
Round 7, Successful Sign - Danny Amendola, WR 2yr/$4,000,000 APY
Round 7, Successful Resign - Mychal Rivera, TE 1yr/$690,000
Round 8, Successful Sign - Jamaal Charles, RB 1yr/$2,500,003
Round 8, Successful Sign - Mark Sanchez, QB 1yr/$900,000
Round 8, Successful Sign - Perrish Cox, CB 1yr/$775,000
Round 8, Successful Sign - Nate Allen, S 1yr/$775,001
Round 9, Successful Sign - Matt McCants, RG 1yr/$690,000
Round 9, Successful Sign - Andre Ellington, RB 1yr/$690,000
Round 9, Successful Sign - Aldon Smith, EDGE 1yr/$775,000
Round 9, Successful Resign - Sebastian Janikowski, K 1yr/$1,000,000

Draft Picks
1. Marlon Humphrey, CB Alabama
2. Tanoh Kpassagnon, DE Villanova
4. Connor Harris, ILB Lindenwood
5. Carroll Phillips, OLB Illinois
7. Nathan Gerry, SS Nebraska
7. Roderick Henderson, NT Alabama State


UDFA'S
1. Al-Quadin Muhammad, DE Miami
2. Krishawn Hogan, WR Marian
3. TJ Jones, OT Florida A$M
4. TJ Holloman, MLB South Carolina


DEPTH CHART

Offense:
QB: Derek Carr, Connor Cook, Mark Sanchez, Connor Shaw

RB: LeVeon Bell, Jamaal Charles, Jalen Richard, DeAndre Washington, Andre Ellington, Tre Mason

FB: Jamize Olawale 

WR: Amari Cooper, Andre Holmes, Johnny Holton
WR: Michael Crabtree, Krishawn Hogan, KJ Brent

Slot: Danny Amendola, Seth Roberts, Rod Streater
TE: Clive Walford, Lee Smith, Mychal Rivera, Gabe Holmes
LT: Donald Penn
, Matt McCants, TJ Jones
LG: Kelechi Osemele, Denver Kirkland, Oni Omoile, Cole Manhart

C: Rodney Hudson, Jon Feliciano

RG: Gabe Jackson, Vadal Alexander 

RT: DJ Fluker, Menelik Watson, Ian Silberman


4-3 Under Front:



5Tech/BaseEnd: Tanoh Kpassagnon, Denico Autry, Kendall Reyes

1Tech/NT: Vince Wilfork, Justin Ellis
, Roderick Henderson, Cam Thomas
3Tech/UT: Mario Edwards, Karl Klug, Darius Latham, Arthur Jones
LEO/Edge: Khalil Mack, Aldon Smith, Carroll Phillips, James Cowser, Al-Quadin Muhammad

SLB: Connor Barwin, Shilique Calhoun, Andy Mulumba, Demetrius Cherry

MLB: Brian Cushing, Connor Harris, Corey James, TJ Holloman, Carl Bradford, Curtis Grant
WLB: Bruce Irvin, Neiron Ball, Dwayne Norman, Tyrell Adams


CB: David Amerson, Perrish Cox, Dexter McDonald

CB: Marlon Humphrey, DJ Hayden, Antonio Hamilton

Nickel: Travis Carrie, Kenneth Durden
, Ifo Ekpre-Olomu (IR)
FS: Reggie Nelson, Nate Allen, Kurtis Drummond, Keith McGill
, SaQwan Edwards, Marcus Cromartie
SS: Karl Joseph, Rahim Moore, Nathan Gerry, Matt Elam

Specialists:


LS: Jon Condo

K: Sebastian Janikowski

P: Marquette King

[Maverik]

I truly wish I cared about anything as much as you care about doing this stuff.

blows me away every year

well done dude

[Hugh]

There's good crazy and bad crazy. Hulky is good crazy.
But make no mistake, he's still crazy.

[Maverik]

Zoticus is trying really hard to take the top spot in the crazy department, but Hulky seems to be fighting back

he seems wackier than normal lately

[KBHoleN1]

Who is wackier than normal? Hulky? How quickly we forget "Hulky talking to himself."

[Maverik]

that was a while back though

I feel like he had been more normal until recently