We already had one victory parade this year from the Red Sox. I don't want another one, I've got shit to do. I've seen enough fucking parades the last fifteen years.

At this point I feel like Boston has become that rich villain in every eighties movie that always comes out on top and nobody likes, and a rag tag group of no bodies has to beat us at our own game to save their stadium from closing or something.

But in all honesty, it's sort of funny being from here. We hate the Yankees here (like to the point that there's physical violence between fans regularly), and the reality is that the Patriots have become the New York Yankees of football. They just show up and blow everyone out of the water every year and suck the fun out of it for everyone else, and everybody hates New England because of it. I don't like football but it is pretty hilarious.